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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

14.06.2025 08:48

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]